I’m hilarious. Part II.

Let’s get the shameless plug out of the way first, shall we?

You can enjoy a collection of peculiar texting conversations I have with my friends and generally weird people here.

Rather accurately put by a person behind the @Sarcasm_only Instagram account:

funny_instagram_sarcasm_onlyHeavily basing my texting, friendships and life in general on this moto, I present to you the second installment of I’m hilarious.

I may not know much... but I sure do know a thing or two about balance.

I may not know much… but I sure do know a thing or two about balance.

Sometimes it's important to listen to your friends and act accordingly.

Sometimes it’s important to listen to your friends and act accordingly.

Anybody needs a work-out buddy? CUZ I DON'T!

Anybody needs a work out buddy? CUZ I DON’T!

At times, my life resembles a life of a sitcom character...

At times, my life resembles a life of a sitcom character…

Who has time worrying about guys when you have other important things that require your immediate attention??? Amirite, ladies?

Who has time worrying about guys when you have other important things that require your immediate attention??? Amirite, ladies?

Ladies and gentlemen, future father of my children...

Ladies and gentlemen, future father of my children…

My mom will probably find this inappropriate... Again.

My mom will probably find this inappropriate… Yet again.

I don't trust people who genuinely enjoy working out. Don't. Trust. Them.

I don’t trust people who genuinely enjoy working out. Don’t. Trust. Them.

Sometimes strangers ask you questions you have been asking yourself your whole life...

Sometimes strangers ask you questions you have been asking yourself your whole life…

And here I thought I would never receive recognition. I want to thank the academy and Hollywood Foreign Press...

I was wondering when the long awaited recognition and praise would finally set in. I want to thank the academy and Hollywood Foreign Press…

Aw that was fun, wasn’t it. I’m also feeling extra cocky, thanks to a new header picture on this blog that I made (almost) entirely by myself! How exciting is that??? Also, this time I made sure it’s very ‘post-curfew’ theme accordant. Isn’t it great? I should get a medal, have a cookie and run for president at the same time…

Anyways, I hope I brightened your day, evening or night.

Thanks for stopping by πŸ™‚

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