Let’s get the shameless plug out of the way first, shall we?
You can enjoy a collection of peculiar texting conversations I have with my friends and generally weird people here.
Rather accurately put by a person behind the @Sarcasm_only Instagram account:
Heavily basing my texting, friendships and life in general on this moto, I present to you the second installment of I’m hilarious.
I may not know much… but I sure do know a thing or two about balance.
Sometimes it’s important to listen to your friends and act accordingly.
Anybody needs a work out buddy? CUZ I DON’T!
At times, my life resembles a life of a sitcom character…
Who has time worrying about guys when you have other important things that require your immediate attention??? Amirite, ladies?
Ladies and gentlemen, future father of my children…
My mom will probably find this inappropriate… Yet again.
I don’t trust people who genuinely enjoy working out. Don’t. Trust. Them.
Sometimes strangers ask you questions you have been asking yourself your whole life…
I was wondering when the long awaited recognition and praise would finally set in. I want to thank the academy and Hollywood Foreign Press…
Aw that was fun, wasn’t it. I’m also feeling extra cocky, thanks to a new header picture on this blog that I made (almost) entirely by myself! How exciting is that??? Also, this time I made sure it’s very ‘post-curfew’ theme accordant. Isn’t it great? I should get a medal, have a cookie and run for president at the same time…
Anyways, I hope I brightened your day, evening or night.
Thanks for stopping by 🙂